It's snowing up here at the mine and it's helluva cold outside and super windy.
I've been watching scary movies at night because that's all that is on TV. I watched room 1408 with John Cusack the other night. What a terrible movie. Let me give you the synopsis (Spoiler Alert!):
La dee da, I'm a writer who used to be good but now I write about haunted houses and I don't give a shit about nothing. Dum de dum, let me go into this haunted hotel room, ROOM 1408. It's not so scary WAIT HOLY SHIT IT IS SCARY AS FUCK I AM GOING INSANE!!! Is this supernatural? Have I been poisoned? Perhaps. Oh, I am sad because I am being forced to confront my demons. Phew, it was all a dream NO IT WASN'T I'M STILL TRAPPED IN THIS ROOM!!! For some reason I must now light this room on fire. BOO! I am now dead and I am in Samuel Jackson's rear view mirror as a charred corpse version of myself. The End.
I saw an advertisement for a movie with Bernie Mac and Samuel L. Jackson in it. It looks terrible. I think it's called "BAMFs" or something.
Bernie Mac, thou hast left our sweet Earth with far too few years having weathered your Awefull Face. How are we to continue on knowing the supreme genius that ye could have transferred unto our spirits - a BRILLIANCE that is only hinted at by such Works of Arte as "Mr. 3000" and "BAMFs". May the boatsman along the River Euphrates guide your vessel to a Courageous and Erotic haven suitable for a man of your Goodness.
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I wonder if BAMF will get the same kind of review that The Dark Knight did for its acting corpse.
ReplyDeleteAnd sure you can have the Shearing Pinx split. I was going to use it for a coaster.